Laughing while drinking diet coke makes it go up your nose and it burns really bad!
We were trying to get our errands done quickly the other day and we got stuck behind a very old man who was driving in the left middle lane of a 4 lane on each side of the road business district area. The speed limit is 50 and he was going under 30 miles per hour. I looked at the man and he had white hair, a big winter coat (it was 88 degrees with 72% humidity) and he is hunched forward clinging to the steering wheel. We are very empathetic towards the elderly and their desire to remain independent. We have a large population of elderly people in this area and they advise them to stay off the roads during rush hour if they aren’t comfortable going with the flow of traffic.
I said “Look at the poor old guy, I wonder what he’s thinking being out here in this busy traffic at this time of the day?” I took a sip of diet coke as Ken replied “I know what he’s thinking” and then in his best 90 year old man voice he said:
My horse went this fast and this is as fast as I’m going
I've had that happen to me once and it does burn, have a good weekend
ReplyDeleteLOL! my horse went this fast...ha ha
ReplyDeleteapparently your old people don't include my grandad, he's a terror on the roads.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA, yea I know what the soda through your nose feels like!
ReplyDeleteIt hurts just as bad when you are eating pretzels and they come flying right out!
ReplyDeleteOk.... the coke was bad enough to think about but, pretzels too !!??!! My son is right here telling me how bad the big pretzels feel!!! 0_o LOL....
ReplyDeleteNo eating while laughing please.
Hey.....that would be a good diet if we could all be laughing all day or maybe watching Diana, driving behind a slow old person, spewing coke out her nose. :P Thanks for laugh! Have a great day! :)
can't stop LOL.......
I swear that is SO WHY I MARRIED MY HUSBAND.
ReplyDeletethat ability to MAKE you laugh to hard bubbly beverage comes out yer nose is a GIFT!
Miz.
I hate when that happens. Luckily for me, coffee doesn't burn as much as diet coke. HAHAHAHAHA!
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